NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.
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CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING CRASHED
RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens and a dictator.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
OBAMA AND SPIDERMAN FIGHT EVIL
NEW YORK, NY – Due to a great response to the future team-up between Spider-Man and President-Elect Obama, Marvel comics has decided to release a 6 issue limited series of the two fighting evil.
CHAOS CLOUD APPEARS IN WASHINGTON D.C.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.