SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
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MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED
BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.
DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE
SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.
OBAMA'S NEW PET
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.
BIGFOOT FIRED FROM GREY'S ANATOMY
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.
TINA FEY SHOOTS A BIGFOOT
WASILLA, AK – Tina Fey, who has made headlines recently by impersonating Governor Sarah Palin, has gone so far as to lampoon her famous aerial shooting of a Bigfoot.
BIGFOOT WITH… BAT BOY?!
VANCOUVER, CANADA – Researchers are combing the wilds of British Columbia in response to recent sightings of Bigfoot with a pointy-eared boy!
PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT
MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!