Tag Archive | "Bigfoot"

BACKYARD BIGFOOT

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FAIRDALE, KY – A Kentucky man believes he has photos of a Bigfoot in his backyard!

BIGFOOT BURIAL GROUND

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PORTLAND, OR – An archaeologist is finally returning to the secret Bigfoot burial ground she discovered 16 years ago!

SARAH PALIN’S NEW JOB

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WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.

GOVERNOR SANFORD’S AFFAIR

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COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.

SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER

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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.

SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED

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SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.

MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL

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LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!

BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED

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BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING

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BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE

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SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.