WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.

BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”

PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.

I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.

Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence