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BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS “A DANDY”
BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
SEIU TO UNIONIZE LEMONADE STANDS
PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.
Rove’s Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence
