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GOD CREATED THE BIG BANG
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.
KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK
KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.
END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS
The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.
ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!
BIBLE FILLED WITH PSYCHIC EXPERIENCES
The Holy Bible is full of psychic experiences of every kind – clairvoyance, seances, out-of-body experiences and materialization- and here’s how you can find them!
LYING & CHEATING MADE AMERICA GREAT
I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
