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YOUR PASSPORT TO HEAVEN

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Your Passport to Heaven is a non-stop thrill ride giving its readers an insight into what it takes to insure your passage through the pearly gates.

GOD CREATED THE BIG BANG

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VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.

KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK

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KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.

END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS

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The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.

ALIEN BIBLE FOUND

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HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!

BIBLE FILLED WITH PSYCHIC EXPERIENCES

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The Holy Bible is full of psychic experiences of every kind – clairvoyance, seances, out-of-body experiences and materialization- and here’s how you can find them!

LYING & CHEATING MADE AMERICA GREAT

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I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!

Pope OKs Alien Priest

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Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States