CANBERRA, Australia — A newly discovered horse fly in Australia was so “bootylicious” with its golden-haired butt, that entomologists named it: Beyonce.

Rumors are flying around the internet that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. What do you think?

CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.

Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook

LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!

PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.

CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!

RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens, a dictator.

NEW YORK, NY – Esquire magazine has its own March Madness tournament going. One of the competitors will surprise you!

WASHINGTON, DC – Bat Boy and Obatma brought their usual mischief to President Obama’s inaugural celebration.