KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES
LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
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THE UNIBOOB
HOLLYWOOD – A new plastic surgery procedure is all the rage in Hollywood. Women are getting a uniboob!
BOTOX SHORTAGE GRIPS BEVERLY HILLS!
BEVERLY HILLS – Plastic surgeons across the city have confirmed a serious Botox shortage. There’s fighting in the streets!
JUDGE THROWS TARBALLS AT LOHAN
LOS ANGELES – Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel was so disgusted with Lindsay Lohan’s that after sentencing her to 90 days, the Judge threw tarballs at her.
HUGH HEFNER SELLING MANSION
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is not only unloading his family’s home to line his pockets, but key Playboy Mansion items are also going to the block.
PARIS HILTON FINDS NEW LOVE
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.
