BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.

SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.

BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that the Great Wall “must come down.”

HONG KONG – Hong Kong Airlines is requiring its new cabin crews to master kung fu.

BEIJING, China – Man harnesses the power of invisibility.

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

BEIJING – A Chinese artist has been wowing critics with his ability to disappear!

BEIJING – Dolphins are the descendants of aliens that came to Earth in UFOs 100,000 years ago, a leading researcher reports.

With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.

BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”