SEATTLE — Starbucks will begin serving alcohol – beer, wine and hard liquor – in two months.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Popular daytime talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show was interrupted by infamous mutant, Manigator.

JEKYLL ISLAND, GA – A terrifying creature with the head of a man and the scaly body of an alligator was seen making its way along Georgia’s Jekyll Island – and frightened scientists are pleading with citizens to stay away!

Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days . A young Palin is clearly seen in an advertisement for Old Clandathuu’s Best lager.

Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated