Posted on 18 November 2009
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, new moon, new moon movie, new moon premiere, new moon premiere photos, robert pattinson
LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at this exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!
Posted on 05 November 2009
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LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!
Posted on 02 November 2009
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, greg dobbs, matt stairs, philadelphia, phillies, world series, world series game 3 results, yankees
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.
Posted on 16 October 2009
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CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.
Posted on 15 July 2009
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ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!
Posted on 09 July 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
Posted on 03 July 2009
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, climb statue of liberty, fourth of july, independence day, july 4th, july fourth, mayor bloomberg, statue of liberty, statue of liberty open, statue of liberty reopening
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
Posted on 02 June 2009
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SAN JOSE – Monday night saw the premiere of the second season of “I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!” Taking a chance in several ways, producers cast America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy!
Posted on 15 April 2009
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CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!