LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at this exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.

CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.

OSLO – Bat Boy was spotted outside the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Norway today.

ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

SAN JOSE – Monday night saw the premiere of the second season of “I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!” Taking a chance in several ways, producers cast America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy!

CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!