LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.

DALLAS, TX – Tube-Nosed Bats are swarming into Texas and biting the ears off residents.

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!

Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams