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Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
The world’s largest bat cave has opened in Texas.
Bat Boy has been seen on the stand-up comedy circuit.
LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.
DALLAS, TX – Tube-Nosed Bats are swarming into Texas and biting the ears off residents.
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!
Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams