BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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By Allie Pruitt on February 20, 2009

ARLINGTON, VA – Billionaire-on-the-run Allen Stanford has been located and taken into custody, all thanks to Bat Boy.

By Allie Pruitt on December 11, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – Britney Spears’ “Circus” has topped the charts this week, and she is ready to celebrate!

By Allie Pruitt on November 28, 2008

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.

By Allie Pruitt on November 10, 2008

LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!