Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
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On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
Bat Boy is looking for a new date and he’s narrowed the choices down to these 30.
Bat Boy will making an appearance on tonight’s episode of Pretty Little Liars!
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!
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