Tag Archives: basketball
DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
KOBE BRYANT GETS GOLD IN OLYMPIC SEX
U.S.A. got another medal last night, when Kobe Bryant was awarded the gold medal by athletes in Olympic Village.
OBAMA BASKETBALL
WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.
ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’
NEW YORK — A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TRICK SHOT
NEW YORK, NY – Everybody loves a good trick shot!
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT
NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.










