Tag Archive | "basketball"

SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA

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NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT

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NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.

TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’

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Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.

FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT

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NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.

YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM

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NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…

BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

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DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES

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NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.

9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!

KEATING FIVE REUNITE FOR BASKETBALL GAME

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WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.”