HONOLULU, HI – Obatma has arrived in Hawaii to spend the holiday season with his new American family.

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.

CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.