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OBATMA CELEBRATES KWANZAA

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HONOLULU, HI – Obatma has arrived in Hawaii to spend the holiday season with his new American family.

OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION

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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

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CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE

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WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM

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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.

OBAMA’S NEW PET

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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51

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GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.

CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY

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GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR

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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.