OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.

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OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

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CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

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OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

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