At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
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The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on March 2, 2013.
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.