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President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on March 2, 2013.
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.