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OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS
NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.
ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH’S MARKETS
Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!
