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OBAMA ROBS BANKS

By Pierce Blodyn on January 24, 2011

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

Headlines, Politics, TopStory

DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS

By Reginald Cunningham III on October 28, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.

Headlines, TopStory

ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH’S MARKETS

By Erik Van Datiken on October 8, 2008

Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!

Aliens, TopStory