Citizens have organized an event to move all funds from banks and put them into credit unions on November 5th, 2011.

NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street executives, bankers and traders are planning a major counter-offensive against Occupy Wall Street protesters!

NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.

NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S., causing the market crash.

SAN DIEGO, CA – An elderly man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is believed to have robbed five different banks!

All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!

NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.