Posted on 30 March 2009
Tags: avenue q, baltimore, cats, chicago, gps alert system, gps speed traps, gps traffic ticket, maryland, phantom alert, phantom of the opera, phantomalert.com, phantoms of the opera
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.
Posted on 20 February 2009
Tags: atkins diet, baltimore, curse at god, cursing, cursing at god, cussing, dr. atkins, god, goddamn healthy living, jesus, jesus christ, jesus h christ, maryland, profanities, swear at god, swearing, swearing at god, tourette diet, university of delaware
BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.
Posted on 28 November 2008
Tags: baltimore, Bat Boy, bat guano, batboy, best buy, christmas, christmas tree, cinnabon, guano, mall santa, mario kart wii, maryland, nerf gun, rock band 2, santa, santa claus, the naked brothers band, the naked brothers band dvds, wall-e, wall-e sleeping bag, white marsh mall
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.