A 22-month old girl scaled a climbing wall –  in record time!

The toddler, wearing only a diaper, carefully pulled herself up the wall and even managed to discard toys placed in her way for added excitement.

The toddler, from Bend, Oregon, U.S., clearly thinks through each move pausing momentarily to work out which grip to grab and where to place her tiny feet.

Although she is just a few feet off the ground the child would no doubt hurt herself if she made a wrong move – especially as she doesn’t have a rope, harness or helmet.

But falling doesn’t seem to be an option as she appears to be in total control.

In fact she seems stronger and more able than many adults would be faced with a home climbing wall.

It’s unclear if there is a safety mat underneath her – and it is hoped her parents were close by just in case disaster struck.

Unfortunately the footage doesn’t show if she climbs down herself or is helped by her parents.

The video has now gone viral after being posted on You Tube.

 

HOLLYWOOD – Sources close to Selena Gomez announced that she is pregnant. And Justin Bieber is the father!

As TMZ first reported, Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital after taping an appearance a few months ago on “The Tonight Show,” complaining of nausea and a severe headache.

Sources tell WNN that Gomez underwent a number of tests for blood pressure issues, but doctors could not determine what was causing the problem.

Until… sources close to Selena Gomez announced she is pregnant.  And they proudly stated that Justin Bieber is the father!

Reported publicists for Gomez and Bieber are both denying the pregnancy, but WWN talked to insiders in both the Gomez and Bieber camps and they confirmed that Selena is pregnant.  They also told WWN that both are “thrilled” and can’t wait to have the baby.

Here’s a picture of the happy couples from a few months ago, on the night Selena said the baby was conceived:

Here’s a picture of the soon-to-be-parents after they first met:

And here they are frolicking on the beach in March:

Gomez reportedly said that the two stars hooked up after “eating some lollipops and playing videogames.”  Gomez was pleased with Bieber in bed.  “He didn’t mind sleeping with my teddy bears.”

Some sources say Gomez got pregnant with Bieber’s baby without them ever having sex.  Could it be?

Either way, Gomez is expecting the baby sometime in early April.

Bieber will have to sing a new version of his “Baby” hit.

WASHINGTON -  The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

“Michelle Obama is pregnant,”  White House sources said. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, told WWN he would not confirm or deny the rumor.   But WWN has confirmed that Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy and the President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late May, 2012.

There was a great deal of mystery about the whereabouts of the President and First Lady this summer.   There were many rumors about where they might be (Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago, Kenya)-  but now we know.  The happy couple was spending quality time together in the White House, making a new baby.

The last time a baby was born in the White House was Patrick Bouvier Kennedy.  He was born on August 7, 1963 and only lived two days. Patrick was the youngest child of President John F. Kennedy and First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy and brother to Caroline Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.

The President and First Lady are “ecstatic” about the news of a new baby.    Michelle Obama, 48,  and Barack Obama, 50,  waited almost seven years before having children.  Their first daughter, Malia Ann Obama was born on July 4, 1999 and Natasha (often called “Sasha”)was born two years later on June 10, 2001.

It is too early to determine if the baby is a boy or a girl, but William Daley, the President’s Chief of Staff, reportedly said that the President is hoping they have a boy.  “I’d love to see Barack Jr. in the White House some day,” he reportedly said.

President Obama is hoping the baby will spend it’s first four years of life in the White House.  He has also created a Baby Czar to handle the preparations for the Baby Shower and Baby Party.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuck down to Mexico yesterday to get hitched.
The duo flew south of the border to attend the wedding of one of Selena’s friends Shannon Larossi — a costume designer Selena met on the Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place.”

Selena is  one of the bridesmaids  and is scheduled to sing at the nuptials – as is Bieber.

Sources close to the hot, young couple say that it will be a double wedding ceremony.  Gomez, who is reportedly pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby, supposedly felt that it was the right time and wanted to get married before they had their first child.

“Justin was actually the one that really wanted to get married,” said a source close to Selena’s limo driver.  “He kept begging her and she just felt that this was the right time.”

“They are the happiest couple in the world,” said Bieber’s perfume manager.  “He loves her and wants to spend the next eighty years of his life with her.”

Sources say that Bieber has repeatedly asked Gomez to marry him, but she wasn’t sure he was “the one.”  “There are a lot of other stars in the universe and I want to make sure I pick the right one,” Gomez reportedly told a friend of a friend.

WWN’s Foxington Delaware is in Cabo and will be attending the private ceremony.  A very, small select group of A-list celebrities will be attending, including:  Usher, Snoop Dogg, Jesse James, Jennifer Aniston,  Tim Tebow, Garth Brooks, Taylor Swift, David Spade,  Carrot Top, The Avett Brothers, Gene Simmons, Ashley Tisdale, Adele, Oprah with Sasha and Malia Obama, Ron Paul, Tiger Woods, Queen Elizabeth, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin (if he doesn’t get thrown off another flight).

The couple plans to stay in Mexico through the New Year – on an extended honeymoon.

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber loves to dress up like a girl.

Justin Bieber recently spoke about his affinity for ladies’ jeans and for wearing dresses, pantyhose, skirts, gowns, halters and bikinis.

“I’ve worn women’s clothes and women’s jeans before because they fit me. At first I did it because it worked, but now I really feel much more comfortable in women’s clothes.”  Bieber reportedly went on to say that he felt more like himself when he wore a bra or panties.”

Here’s Justin in his girl jeans at the VMA awards:

And hear he is backstage a little while later.  He loves his blonde wig:

Justin also like gowns.  Here he is last month in Paris:

Bieber began dressing in women’s clothes after he heard that Kanye West like to wear women’s clothes.  ”The Biebs feels that Kanye is his mentor and if Kanye likes Bieber in dresses, then Justin feels obliged to wear them,” said a source close to Kanye West.

Justin and Kanye aren’t the only male stars to wear women’s clothes. Actress Liv Tyler has caught her dad, Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler, wearing her bras. Same deal with Zoe Kravitz of “X-Men: First Class” fame. Her father, Lenny Kravitz, has been known to raid her closet.

The Biebs doesn’t care what people say about him.  ”I don’t dress like a girl all the time. And I don’t do it for anybody but me.  I just feel open and free.  I love girls and I love dressing like girls.”

You have a problem with that?

HOLLYWOOD – Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber – the father of her unborn baby!
OMG!  Selena Gomez just split with Justin Bieber because he was sexting his ex – Jaasmine Villegas.

Insiders say that The Biebs texted a picture of his “boyhood” to Jasmine and Selena found it on his phone.

“Selena went ballistic,” a close friend of Gomez told WWN.  “Selena was mad crazy about it.   Especially because Jasmine is such a bitch.”

Justin might have just been confused.  Jasmine Villegas looks a lot like the Bieb’s current ladylove, and the mother of his soon-to-be-born baby – Selena.

READ ABOUT THE GOMEZ-BIEBER BABY HERE.

Jasmine was the opening act for the second leg of Justin’s tour last year (and the closing act in his hotel room).

Justin fired back in the press.  He said the Selena sent a topless picture of herself to Pretty Little Liar heartthrob, Ian Harding.

Bieber dated Jasmine Villegas before he met Selena, and since Selena and Jasmine look so much alike, it’s possible that Justin has been using Selena as a rebound to try and get over Jasmine this whole time.  There are rumors that Jasmine is also pregnant with Justin’s baby and that he’s hoping to have two babies by his look-a-like girlfriends.

Does Jamine really look like Selena?  Well, here’s Selena:

And here’s Jasmine:

What do you think?

Maybe the biggest male pop star in the world has decided that he’s not ready to settle down.  Maybe he is hurt.  Selena recently said she doesn’t want to marry Justin, she just wants to have his baby.  So maybe he was just getting back at her.

Check out Jasmine Villegas singing “Jealous”.   It might have been meant for Selena.   Catfight!

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber has made his last record.  He wants out of the music business and will only focus on film, TV  and perfume from now on.

Justin Bieber will make a major announcement to his fans on Monday.  He is tired of touring and making records.  He is hanging up his drumsticks, his guitar, his microphone.  His perfume, “Someday” is a smash hit and Justin feels that he should focus more on perfume and a new clothing line for teen girls, rather than music.

“He’s done it all already in music,” said Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, “Justin is tired.  He wants to expand into other areas.  He has a TV series that he is developing with HBO, he’s got 3 to 4 new films in development and he’s thinking of buying Starbucks.  The Biebs loves his frappuccino.”

Fans around the world are in complete and total panic.  “How will I survive without new music from Justin.  I’ll die!” said Lyndsey Morgan of Allentown, PA.  “Justin is the greatest artist to ever live.  He’s much better than Michael Jackson could ever be.  He needs to make more music.  Justin, please, don’t quit!” said Taylor Brandywine on her Facebook page.

Others speculate that Justin is quitting music because he wants to focus on being a good father.  It has been reported from multiple sources that Justin Bieber is having a baby with Selena Gomez.  “The baby is due sometime in January,” said Scooter.

Well, perhaps there will be a new Bieber on the Block soon to take Justin’s place in the music business.

NEW YORK – Representative Anthony Weiner’s unborn child was conceived online.

Alexandra Sklanski, Weiner’s former campaign manager, confirmed that Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin are expecting a child early next year.

Somewhat more shocking is the revelation that Weiner and Abedin’s child is the first successful virtual pregnancy. The couple had been participating in an exclusive online conception program for over a year. A few weeks ago, they learned that Abedin had actually become pregnant.

Most medical professionals deem the controversial cyber-sex technology, which enforces a strict regimen of prescribed postings, experimental.

Yuri Valdivia, the head of research at Fertilización Virtual Cubano, which developed the conception technology, declined to give specifics of the couple’s pregnancy. Valdivia would not clarify whether she was impregnated by the company’s Twitter or Facebook platform.

Valdivia explained, “I can tell you that they used both Twitter and Facebook in their efforts to conceive a child. They’re consummate professionals, and took their efforts at parenthood very seriously. I’m not at liberty to share the details, but I can tell you they were very dedicated participants. If anyone was going to get pregnant online, it was this couple. I’m very happy for them.”

LOS ANGELES -   Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.

The reality TV star who married Los Angeles  Lakers, Lamar Odom, in September 2009 after a whirlwind romance, admitted on the premier of her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, that she wants to have a child and was worried about being able to conceive.

She said: “It’s in God’s hands, and let it happen when it happens. I’m 26. It should happen naturally. I don’t want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant. I don’t think, like my biological clock is ticking!”

However, Khloe’s husband – who has a 12-year-old daughter, Destiny, and eight-year-old son, Lamar Jr. ,with ex-girlfriend Lisa Morales – does not share the same view.  Khloe  said he wants to have a baby “right now.”

Lamar said, “The clock is running down, there’s five seconds left and we have no more time outs.  Let’s get this done!”  When Khloe said that maybe they should call Kobe Bryant because “he’s good at finishing the game” Lamar said, “I can finish strong. Now get in that bedroom. I’m gonna shoot, I’m gonna score!”

No luck.

So since they were having trouble, stepfather, Bruce Jenner (a certified alien) contacted his friends on Planet Zeeba. On the show Khloe said, “Bruce got in touch with them and… the next thing I know there was an alien in my house and today, I woke up pregnant!  Lamar and I are so excited.”

Khloe wouldn’t say how the alien impregnated her and would not say whether Lamar was involved or not, but… the alien sneaking out of her house looked very happy.  The alien would not speak to WWN, but Bruce Jenner said, “Every birth is a miracle. And this baby is going to be… out of this world!”

The alien baby will be born in about two months (aliens have shorter gestation time).   After that the baby will be taken to Planet Zeeba to be programmed (and de-programmed).   Jenner said, “they have a special Kardashian Abduction Center,  so we expect things to go smoothly up there on Zeeba.

According to Jenner, if the baby is a boy, he’ll be playing for the Lakers in sixteen years.  If it’s a girl, she’ll be pregnant in sixteen years.

We wish Khloe, Lamar, and Kree (teh alien) all the best.

Here’s a promo from the E show, highlighting Khloe’s morning sickness.  No mention of Kree… but he doesn’t mind.  He scored.

ORLANDO -  Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!

Justin Bieber takes estrogen pills’ so that he can avoid puberty and retain the sweet, pop sound of his voice.   He also wants to keep his current singing range.  The Biebz has been on estrogen since last November and was hiding the fact that he was growing breasts.  “We were duct-taping his chest every day, so that nobody would notice his breasts, particularly the big nipples he has.  Man, I love his nipples,” said Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun.

There have been many rumors on the internet about Bieber.  People say that Bieber:

1)  smokes pot

2)  has syphilis

3) is seeing Megan Fox

4) French-kissed a Canadian goose

5) punched Chuck Norris in the groin

6) has only one testicle

7) is dead

8) is a Hobbit

9) is from Planet Zeeba

10) is Barack Obama’s son

ALL of these rumors are false, though they may be true.

But WWN has learned that Bieber, who was just nominated for a VMA award, has been taking estrogen pills for the last year and now has fully developed.  The picture above was taken by WWN crack photographer, Moses Blue.  It clearly shows that Bieber not only has breasts, but that he’s not ashamed to flaunt them.

R&B star, Usher, and rapper Ludacris have both been seen sucking on Bieber’s breasts.  “Man, that white boy has some fine tasting titties,” Ludacris told WWN.   “They taste like money,” said Usher.  Bieber proudly pointed out that there have been times when Usher and Ludacris have sucked on his breasts at the same time.  Bieber likes it when they do that.  Or does he?  He said, “Baby, baby, ohhh… like baby, baby no.”

Bieber’s concert in Orland last night was delayed for an hour because Bieber was having too much fun backstage squeezing his virgin breasts.  “Snap, I just learned it was national breast-feeding week and I think it’s so totally cool that I can breast-feed myself now,”  Bieber said.  “That’s tight.”

Bieber is talking to Playboy about appearing in the magazine, but he’s just going topless.   Scooter Braun dashed the hopes of many Beiber-maniacs when he said that the Playboy half-spread won’t be happening anytime soon.   “It will have to be after he’s 18 or when he’s a 36DD – whichever comes first.”

Here’s The Biebz with one of his breast-suckers,  Ludacris: