WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

HOLLYWOOD – Sources close to Selena Gomez announced that she is pregnant. And Justin Bieber is the father!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuck down to Mexico yesterday to get hitched.

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber loves to dress up like a girl.

HOLLYWOOD – Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber – the father of her unborn baby!

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber has made his last record. He wants out of the music business and will only focus on film and TV from now on.

NEW YORK – Representative Anthony Weiner’s unborn child was conceived online.

LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.

ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!

PORTLAND – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.