The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.

NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!

OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.

ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.

“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”