Tag Archive | "australia"

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS!

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I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

BEST JOB IN THE WORLD’S DARK SECRET

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.

HASSELBECK CURSES BUSH

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NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!

“MANIGATOR DUNDEE” SNUBBED

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OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.

COOPER COURTED BY SHARK

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ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.

McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash

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“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”