ORANGE BEACH, AL – Brain-eating amoeba have been found in the Alabama water supply and communities in Mississippi.

NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.

ATLANTA – A mystery red fireball was seen above Atlanta last night. Authorities confirm it was a UFO.

ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.

ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.