CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.

NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.

SOUTH ASIA – Flying snakes have become more and more prevalent in Asia and the United States.

BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.