LAS  VEGAS -  A college student is suing a Las Vegas Escort agency after he was forced to have sex with a hooker he paid for.

Hubert Blackman of New York wants his $275 back, and is suing Las Vegas Exclusive Personals for $1.8 million dollars because the prostitute he paid for performed a sex act on him.

He was traumatized by the distress caused by the “tragic event.”

The most surprising part of the whole story is that the Escort turned out to be none other than Eliot Spitzer’s favorite call girl, Ashley Dupre.

Blackman was vacationing in Vegas in December when he ordered a stripper to come to his hotel room. Ashley Dupre, who has had a hard time putting her life together after the Spitzer scandal, was working for the Escort agency and arrived at Blackman’s room – and immediately got down to business.

Dupre performed a $155 lap dance and then $120 sex act.  Blackman was shocked that she performed the sex act on him – even though he paid for it.

Dupre left right after the sex act.  Blackman couldn’t get to sleep at all – he was a wreck.

The next morning, he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to demand his money back, saying he was dissatisfied because Dupre didn’t stay for the promised one hour, didn’t “cuddle me” and “violated me” by raping me.

“I just wanted a lap dance and she… went all the way with me.  I was raped!’

Blackman also told the company he was incapable of making an informed agreement with the stripper because he was drunk at the time.  “She took advantage of my hot, young body and had her way with me, and then made me pay her for doing it.”

“I was raped and robbed,” Blackman said.

When the company refused to refund Blackman’s money, he called the cops, who threatened to bust him for prostitution and asked for Dupre’s phone number.  “We want to be raped, too,”  said Las Vegas Police Captain John Girardi.

Blackman said he knew prostitution was illegal in Vegas and would never have consented to having sex with a prostitute, no matter how much he paid her.

What happens in Vegas….

NEW YORK, NY – The New York Post has hired former call girl Ashley Dupre to write an advice column.  We have some of her rejected early drafts.

Dupre rose to fame in February, 2008, for being the high-end prostitute involved in the Elliot Spitzer scandal.  Spitzer, who was married, had to step down as Governor of New York.  Dupre, it became known, also appeared in a “Girls Gone Wild” video.  Now the 24 year old will be giving advice on sex and relationships to millions of New Yorkers.  Weekly World News has acquired some of her early rejected drafts for the column.

Dear Ashley,
My husband isn’t as interested in making love as he used to be.  I know he’s been stressed at work recently, and maybe that’s all it is.  We’ve been married for 19 years, and neither of us are spring chickens anymore.  I just want to feel loved again.
Lonely in Yonkers

Dear Lonely,
Maybe it’s because you’re fat.  Are you fat?  Then don’t be, guys hate that.  Hey, if you’re overweight and middle aged, you don’t deserve to be loved.  But if he’s got money you want to get your hands on then here’s what you do.  Tell him you’re interested in something kinky and new.  Don’t say what.  Put on a sexy robe so he’ll wonder what you’re wearing underneath.  Tie him to the bed and blindfold him.  Then grab his wallet and the title to his car and get out.

Dear Ashley,
My dad and I aren’t getting along.  It used to be okay, but since he retired it’s gotten horrible.  I’d move out, but I’m going to college and can’t afford to live on my own.  All we do is fight and it’s affecting my studies.  What should I do?
Frustrated in Queens

Dear Frustrated,
Legally I cannot encourage you to take up prostitution.  But it would help fix a lot of your problems, I’m just saying.  Getting along with your dad?  I don’t know!  Is he getting drunk and hitting on your friends?  No?  Then I guess you don’t have anything to complain about, do you?!?

Dear Ashley,
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a few months and have started being sexual.  I’m not the biggest guy in the world but her last boyfriend was huge.  She says it doesn’t bother her but I know she’s not entirely satisfied.  What should I do?
Not Measuring Up

Dear Measuring,
AH You’re Tiny!!!  BWA HAHAHAHA!!!  And you admitted it!!  HAhahaHAHA!  OH, I’m not gonna stop laughing about that all day.  That’s too funny!  Seriously I’m like crying now.  OHmygod.  She’s gonna leave you for a real man eventually so forget about it.  Maybe go find some even tinier woman from the jungle or Amish country or something, who doesn’t know better and thinks you’re like huge.
BWA YOU’re TINY!!!!  HAHAHAHAahahA!!  Oh I’m crying again!

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SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.

Careful wildlife observers may spot the Sasquatch collecting food on the outskirts of the Seattle area, or turning tricks off 5th street downtown.

It started while she was crossing an intersection one night, lost and trying to find her way back to the wilderness.  A limousine approached the bewildered Sasquatch, and an unnamed elected official propositioned her.  How this unnamed official discreetly bartered for sex with a creature that doesn’t speak English remains unclear.  But it worked and she has been in the business ever since.

Standing at 7’2”, 550 pounds and covered in body hair, she tends to attract a certain kind of man.  Footage shows she is mostly hired by upper class men who want to be pushed around or risk their lives mid-coitus.  If her Prada shoes and matching bag are any indication, she has become quite popular among the well-to-do.

When Diane asked if she was ever scared for her safety at work, the Sasquatch beat on her chest and grunted loudly.  Through a series of gestures she indicated that one customer who tried to get rough had his arm ripped off and was beaten with it until she got tired.

Provided the interview does well, Diane Sawyer has indicated she may turn this into a serial expose on cryptid call girls. The very flexible Lizard Woman is believed to be the obvious next choice.