LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver called off their divorce on Christmas day. They’re still in love!

LOS ANGELES – Arnold is wearing a T-Shirt with ‘I Survived Maria” on the front and “I Survived Mildred” on the back!

Weekly World News would like to wish all the fathers out there a Happy Father’s Day!

LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he has fathered 17 more children by ten different women.

HOLLYWOOD – The Arnold Vase is on sale in Santa Monica. Inside you’ll find: three hidden children!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced they have separated after 25 years of marriage.

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!

SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Governator isn’t exactly pleased with the way his fellow Republicans are handling the stimulus package!