It’s official. The world is getting closer to the apocalypse.

KANSAS CITY, MO – A stunning new book that reveals Jesus’ words as coded prophecies!

RALEIGH, N.C. – Now that The Rapture has passed, Harold Camping has confirmed the Apocalypse – October 21, 2011.

NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.

If you are reading this – you have been Left Behind!! Today is Judgment Day and you are officially NOT chosen!

The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!

Edgar Cayce (1877-1945), the “sleeping prophet” predicted the Japanese earthquake!

WASHINGTON – There’s a giant green blob in outer space. It’s alive and it’s heading for Earth!

CINCINNATI, OH – When the world is about to end, peace of mind can be found in extreme couponing.