OSLO, NORWAY – Ten of thousands of dead fish have washed ashore in Norway. The reason: aliens.

ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.

LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!

BEEBE, AR — Wildlife officials confirmed that more than 2,000 black birds were shot down by a UFO.

ARKANSAS – Citizens of the Razorback State voted “yes” on a state proposition that will permit the construction of Wal-Mart City.

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.

BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.

CONWAY, AR – The 9th Annual Stuck on a Truck was held over the weekend. How long did the winner stay touching the truck?