Tag Archives: arkansas

ALIENS KILL HERRING IN NORWAY

By Frank Lake on January 4, 2012

OSLO, NORWAY – Ten of thousands of dead fish have washed ashore in Norway. The reason: aliens.

By Frank Lake on January 2, 2012

ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2011

LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2011

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

By Frank Lake on January 6, 2011

DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!

By Frank Lake on January 3, 2011

BEEBE, AR — Wildlife officials confirmed that more than 2,000 black birds were shot down by a UFO.

By J.B. Smitts on November 4, 2010

ARKANSAS – Citizens of the Razorback State voted “yes” on a state proposition that will permit the construction of Wal-Mart City.

By Frank Lake on August 7, 2010

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.

By Frank Lake on July 21, 2010

BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.

By Allie Pruitt on May 4, 2009

CONWAY, AR – The 9th Annual Stuck on a Truck was held over the weekend. How long did the winner stay touching the truck?