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PEYTON MANNING PICKS THE BRONCOS
Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing.
UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST
LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern California on Wednesday.
NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
STEVEN SEAGAL SHOOTS PUPPIES
ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show.
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.
UTAH TO LEGALIZE POLYGAMY
SALT LAKE CITY – Utah has decided to legalize polygamy for all its citizens.
PHOENIX DUST CLOUD!
PHOENIX – A large dust storm has buried Phoenix!
JET PACK OFFICERS ON PATROL
PHOENIX – Arizona has purchased 20,000 Martin Jetpacks to patrol the Mexican border.
