Tag Archive | "Area51"

OBAMA DENIED AREA 51

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LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.

STUDIO 51

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CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?

OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51

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GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.