I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!

First he goes to England, gives the Queen records of his own speeches, and lets his wife hug the old broad! (Like I said last week: at least Michelle didn’t try to give the Queen the fist bump!)

But then it got worse. The Teleprompter Kid met some A-rab king and bowed down to the guy! He didn’t bow to the Queen, did he? OK, the Queen doesn’t have billions of gallons of oil on her land, unless you count the vats of grease they cook their food in. But Sarah Palin has billions of dollars of oil on HER land and Obama would rather eat raw moose meat than bow to Sarah!

The A-rabs should be bowing to US! They use our army because they don’t have their own since the Israelis wrecked their old one. The A-rabs are good at chopping each other’s heads off for stealing a falafel, but they couldn’t win a fight with Jerry Seinfeld?

All A-rabs do all day is put on their weird Snuggie outfits and go shopping for diamonds and Cadillacs. The only smart thing about A-rabs is they don’t let their women drive, and if you’ve ever been in a Wal-Mart parking lot, you know that’s a good idea!

That’s who Obama bowed down to? If you can’t be bothered bowing down to the offspring of a bunch of homely, hemophiliac Krauts, why curtsy to the grandson of some illiterate desert bandit wearing a tea towel?

That’s what were getting for the next four years, my fellow Americans!
When the spacemen land in DC, expect Obama to kiss their little green feet!

I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!

Did you know Al Bore left his lights on during that stupid Earth Hour on Saturday night? It’s true: over at his billion square foot mansion, Crazy Al was running up his electric bill when he was telling the rest of us to sit in the dark like cavemen!

I’m guessing the light was from Al Gore’s open fridge!

These pinkos are such hypocrites. The Communist in Chief can’t even talk in public without reading off a plugged-in machine, but he wants us to shut off our power!

Without electricity, Oprah would be roasting her corndogs over a bonfire. Without electricity, George Clooney’s illegal Mexican houseboy would be pounding his dirty shirts on a rock in a river.

Meanwhile, everyone’s ignoring really important problems. I hear they’re letting all those crazy Arabs and Paleostynians out of Gitmo, and bringing them to live here in the U.S. of A. Just what we need: more foreign cab drivers who don’t know where they’re going.

Except they won’t have to work – the Teleprompter Kid is gonna give all these terrorists welfare and whatnot when they get here! Then again, we’ve been giving them fancy meals and letting them sit around doing nothing for years now, so what’s the difference? Instead of going to court, they’ll get to watch Judge Judy all day like all the other welfare bums.

At this rate, these terrorists will be working for ACORN in the next election, and asking Obama to buy them new houses and cars.

They should change the name “Gitmo” to “Get More”!