Tag Archives: apple
BRAT SWALLOWS iPOD SHUFFLE
TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
SUPER VOLCANO!
YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.
DROIDS HELP KIDS CHEAT
NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.
iPAD 2 RUMORS
NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!
NATIONAL EPIDEMIC: TEEN HEARING LOSS ON THE RISE
NEW YORK, NY – Teens are facing an epidemic – there might be one culprit behind it all!
STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN
CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.
THE STEVE JOBS SOLUTION: STOP MAKING PHONE CALLS!
CUPERTINO, CA – On Friday, Steve Jobs announced his solution for iPhone 4 customers: “stop making phone calls!”
PRESIDENT OBAMA KNOCKS APPLE
HAMPTON, VA – President Obama took a “bite” out of Apple!










