Tag Archives: apple

iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION

By Wanda Ridgeley on February 10, 2011

WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 31, 2011

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 27, 2011

YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 9, 2011

NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 4, 2011

NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!

By Dallas Commagreens on August 18, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – Teens are facing an epidemic – there might be one culprit behind it all!

By Frank Lake on August 2, 2010

CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.

By Frank Lake on July 19, 2010

CUPERTINO, CA – On Friday, Steve Jobs announced his solution for iPhone 4 customers: “stop making phone calls!”

By Dallas Commagreens on May 10, 2010

HAMPTON, VA – President Obama took a “bite” out of Apple!

By Dallas Commagreens on January 14, 2009

UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!