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Apple makes a bold penetration into the sex market.
HONG KONG – Apple’s CEO Timothy D. Cook announced lower iPhone prices during a visit to a plant in China today.
HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.
RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
WESTERN SWEDEN – A moose got drunk on fermenting apples and got stuck in an apple tree.
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!