Posted on 04 January 2012
Tags: apple, headstone, Ipad, iPad3, iPhone4, Palo Alto, stay hungry, steve jobs, Steve Jobs dead, Steve Jobs tombstone, think different, tombstone
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
Posted on 10 December 2011
Tags: mcdonald's, obama administration, wal-mart, apple, nancy pelosi, galaxy, hubble, solar system, Voyager, The Milky Way, naming deal, sponsorship
Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.
Posted on 22 September 2011
Tags: apple, Apples, ban, french fries, French Fry, michelle obama, obesity, overweight, trans fat
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
Posted on 07 September 2011
Tags: animal stuck in tree, apple, apple tree, Apples, drunk moose, drunken moose, elk, fermenting apples, moose, moose stuck in a tree, sweden, Western Sweden, wounded animals
WESTERN SWEDEN – A moose got drunk on fermenting apples and got stuck in an apple tree.
Posted on 09 June 2011
Tags: alien, alien spaceship, apple, Apple Headquarters, Cupertino, Ipad, ipod, Mac, MacBook, Macbook Pro, nasa, new building design, new headquarters, spaceship, spaceships, steve jobs
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
Posted on 20 April 2011
Tags: apple, Apple's iPhone, database, Ipad, iphone, iPhone 3, iPhone 4, privacy, privacy concerns, security, steve jobs, stored, stored on computer, tracking, tracks, user, users
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!
Posted on 13 March 2011
Tags: apple, Apple iPod, ipod, iPod shuffle, kansas, mp3, mp3 player, topeka
TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.
Posted on 10 February 2011
Tags: apple, February 14th, iBlow, iphone, iPhone addicts, iTunes, john mccain, mark zuckerberg, meghan mccain, senator john mccain, Starbuck, steve jobs
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
Posted on 31 January 2011
Tags: apple, Asus, beijing, BJ and the Bear, bubbles, bubbles the chimp, Carson City, chimpanzee, china, Dell, Gateway, Ipad, missouri, nevada, people for the ethical treatment of animals, peta, springfield, tech support, technical support, united states, US, USA, Windows
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.