Tag Archives: apple

APPLE LOWERS IPHONE PRICES

By Elsa Akesson on March 29, 2012

HONG KONG – Apple’s CEO Timothy D. Cook announced lower iPhone prices during a visit to a plant in China today.

By Tap Vann on March 5, 2012

HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.

By Tap Vann on January 4, 2012

PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.

By Frank Lake on December 10, 2011

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.

By Frank Lake on October 6, 2011

RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.

By Frank Lake on September 22, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

By Tap Vann on September 7, 2011

WESTERN SWEDEN – A moose got drunk on fermenting apples and got stuck in an apple tree.

By Tap Vann on June 9, 2011

CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.

By Tap Vann on April 20, 2011

PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!

By Pierce Blodyn on March 13, 2011

TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.