PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.

LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Celebrities are donating their breast milk to raise money for cheese.

NEW YORK, NY – The daughter of one movie star is showing some interesting behavior!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!

Turns out that big time movie star Angelina Jolie hates the Communist-in-Chief!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman launched a website to solicit donations for her family, but it was immediately hacked by a group of vigilante mothers!

NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.