Tag Archive | "android"

WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS!

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BREAKING NEWS Google has selected Weekly World News for the launch of the new Google Currents social reading platform for iPhones, Android Phones, Android tablets and iPads.

AIRBAGS FOR SMARTPHONES!

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SEATTLE, WA – Amazon is making airbags for smartphones!

DOCTOR DISCOVERS CURE FOR CHRONIC CONSTIPATION

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ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.

DROIDS HELP KIDS CHEAT

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NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.

STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN

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CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.

ROBOT SUPER MODEL

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TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!

MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

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DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.