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SEATTLE, WA – Amazon is making airbags for smartphones!

ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.

NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.

CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.

TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.