INDIAN WELLS, CA – Two former tennis greats filled a charity event with some awkward tension!

BERKELEY, CA – A super-intelligent race of intergalactic tennis aficionados is lobbing an easy one at planet Earth to determine who gets first serve.

It looks like Bat Boy has moved on from James Blake to another famous tennis player: Andre Agassi.

Although Agassi retired in 2006, he continues to play charity tournaments. It has been long whispered that Agassi is often found immediately after the game, catching mosquitoes in the parking lot with a dark, pointy-eared figure.

What could Bat Boy possibly have to gain from a retired athlete? The plot thickens…