Looks like CNN finally has the right sources!

NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!

NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.

LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!

ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.