PHOENIX, AZ – With the beginning of another school-year approaching, it’s been reported that space aliens have enrolled in local colleges and universities to learn amongst humans.

KARACHI – A video of the burnt body of a four-inch “alien” has been circulating on the Internet. Is it real?

Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.

ATHENS, GA – The rumor mill has already begun: former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is preparing to run for President in 2012. Will the Alien endorse him once more?

HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.

Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.

BERKELEY HEIGHTS, NJ – Google Street View users have discovered what appears to be an alien next to a mysterious beam of light!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!

Mygar, one of the galaxy’s biggest movie experts, presents the top 8 most influential depictions of aliens in film.

SKOKIE, IN – Weekly World News has uncovered the extraterrestrial origins of Rock Band 2.