alien invasion
ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS
SCHMALLENBERG, GERMANY – Local authorities believe a virus is killing their lambs, but WWN can confirm that The Gootans are responsible
UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL
NEW MEXICO – An alien spaceship has reportedly landed at an industrial estate near to the infamous Roswell alien landing site.
UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
UFO OVER DUBLIN
A triangular UFO, accompanied by the strange sounds phenomenon, was spotted over Dublin, Ireland!
DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND!
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.