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ALIENS ATTACK! (2.28.12)
KANGEAN ISLAND – Aliens from Planet Gootan have been spotted across the Indonsian Sea.
ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS
SCHMALLENBERG, GERMANY – Local authorities believe a virus is killing their lambs, but WWN can confirm that The Gootans are responsible
ALIENS BACK SANTORUM
DETROIT, MI – Aliens from Planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.
UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL
NEW MEXICO – An alien spaceship has reportedly landed at an industrial estate near to the infamous Roswell alien landing site.
UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
UFO OVER DUBLIN
A triangular UFO, accompanied by the strange sounds phenomenon, was spotted over Dublin, Ireland!
DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
BLUE UFO OVER UTAH
An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen over American Fork, Utah last week.
ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND!
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
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