ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.
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Aliens from Planet Gootan were flying over Denver this past week.
PHOENIX – Aliens fired a laser cannon at Phoenix.
Aliens from Planet Gootan are attacking Great Britain.
SCHMALLENBERG, GERMANY – Local authorities believe a virus is killing their lambs, but WWN can confirm that The Gootans are responsible
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!
CHICAGO – To prepare for the coming alien invasion, all major U.S. cities have installed special infrared cameras to help detect the aliens.
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.