HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!

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NORTH PORT, FL — A retiree in southwestern Florida has reported that aliens have taken residence in his backyard.

PHOENIX, AZ – With the beginning of another school-year approaching, it’s been reported that space aliens have enrolled in local colleges and universities to learn amongst humans.

MEXICO CITY – Arizona lawmen chased a crippled UFO clear into Mexico before the aliens aboard abducted a member of the posse 120 years ago!

WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…

MEXICO CITY – A remarkable video has been shown on Mexican TV of a UFO releasing intelligent moving spheres into the sky!

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

RALEIGH, NC – A group of alien-like life forms have been filmed growing in a sewer in North Carolina. What are they?

Most aliens who visit Earth are dwarfs who stand less than 4 feet tall! So says physicist David Webb.