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ROSWELL, NM – After the release of the FBI Memo that proves the existence of aliens – the town of Roswell was once again visited by aliens.
LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
WASHINGTON – UFO researcher testifies that aliens have sabotaged U.S missiles.
NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
You may have been abducted by aliens… and don’t even know it!
You can survive almost any emergency, from a savage dog attack to a falling comet fragment, but keeping your wits, says experts!
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.