JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
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CAMERON DIAZ SAYS WE NEED SEX
LOS ANGELES, CA – One actress shares some of her best advice in the latest Vogue magazine!
KATE HUDSON PISSED AT CAMERON DIAZ
NEW YORK, NY – One baseball star is just “playing the field” and has blondes fighting over him!
PhD APE AND MADAM KRISTIN DAVIS
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!
MILEY CYRUS A-ROD MOVIE?
BURBANK, CA – ESPN’s parent company, Walt Disney, is in discussions to create a made-for-TV movie about the rise and fall of Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES
BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.
MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!
Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!
