RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
Tag Archives: alaska
NORTH POLE ALASKA
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
SARAH PALIN LEAVES GOVERNORS MANSION
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin, having resigned from being Alaska’s governor, is moving out of the governor’s mansion. To help speed the process she is holding an enormous yard sale.
ARCTIC GOO
JUNEAU, AK – Officials have been unable to identify large patches of mysterious black goo that were found off the coast of Alaska this week.
SARAH PALIN’S NEW JOB
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.
MOUNT REDOUBT ERUPTS
UPDATE: Mount Redoubt has begun to erupt! Is webcam user yeti4eva safe?
SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.
MOUNT REDOUBT WEBCAM
MT. REDOUBT, AK – Scientists set up a webcam on Mount Redoubt to monitor volcanic activity, but discovered more than they bargained for.
PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS
WASHINGTON, DC – Phd Ape had more work to do after the Alaska Senate race finally ended yesterday.
