CLEVELAND, OH – The 5,676-foot-peak, located 40 miles outside Cleveland erupted this morning.

Irish actor, Liam Neeson  has reportedly given up on his Catholic faith and is converting to Islam.

ANCHORAGE – Alaska is being buried in snow. They’ve already crushed all records – 160 inches!

EXCLUSIVE – Sarah Palin told WWN’s Frank Lake that she is running for President in 2012!

MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!

ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!

AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.