Mental illnesses including depression and post-traumatic stress have increased as a result of climate change.

Al Gore went on Countdown with Keith Olbermann and called for a non-violent revolution – an American Spring!

LOS ANGELES – Al Gore wants to combat global warming by controlling the population – sterilizing women.

AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

Rhinebeck, NY – Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow.

Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!

I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!

I’m madder than Paula Jones with a leaky implant!