WASHINGTON — The Ronald Reagan School for Political Dramatics has opened!

Senator Al Franken shut up Joe Lieberman on the Senate floor yesterday. Lieberman quickly responded with fisticuffs!

WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Olympia Snowe has voted in favor of Health Care reform. The GOP is charging she was seduced by Al Franken.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.

I’m madder than a diabetic with a deep fried candy bar!

I’m madder than Jesse Ventura with a busted microphone about that idiot Al Franken. It’s bad enough America picked a commie President with a crazy name, but now Minnesota went and made some potty mouth “comedian” a senator.

ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.

ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.