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PETRAEUS PARTY HOSTESS IS RUSSIAN SPY
WWN has learned that the Florida socialite tied to the Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal is a Russian spy working for Vladimir Putin.
AFGHAN HOUND TALKS!
Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.
HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
MINERAL RICHES FOUND IN AFGHANISTAN
AFGHANISTAN – In the midst of turmoil, one country has turned up a vast riches!
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK
WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
