Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.

AFGHANISTAN – In the midst of turmoil, one country has turned up a vast riches!

WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.

WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.