I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!

Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends!

I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party!

My red, white and blue blood is boiling over what Obama said about Rush Limbaugh! At a meeting with Republican leaders, our new Communist-in-Chief said, “You just can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done.”

I saw something crazy on the news today, and now I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party.