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FIRST BLACK “BACHELOR” ANNOUNCED

By Elsa Akesson on April 18, 2012

LOS ANGELES – ABC has just announced the next Bachelor: Lamar Hurd of Portland, Oregon, the show’s first bachelor of color.

By Tap Vann on March 4, 2012

MEXICO – Danny Ramos Gomez, dubbed the “wolfman”, loves being covered in hair.

By Tap Vann on January 17, 2012

LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.

By Frank Lake on October 14, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.

By Frank Lake on October 11, 2011

NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.

By Frank Lake on September 14, 2011

Newly released interviews taken soon after JFK’s assassination show a wild side to Jackie Kennedy.

By Pierce Blodyn on March 5, 2011

NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.

By Johnson Fairbanks on February 24, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!

By Pierce Blodyn on January 22, 2011

CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!

By Pierce Blodyn on December 30, 2010

NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.