LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.

HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.

NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.

Newly released interviews taken soon after JFK’s assassination show a wild side to Jackie Kennedy.

NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.

BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!

CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!

NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.

HOLLYWOOD – Chris Brown will be joining the cast of Pretty Little Liars for season 2.

CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!