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BARBARA WALTERS FIRED!
ABC has reportedly fired Barbara Walters from The View and forced her out of the network altogether.
FIRST BLACK “BACHELOR” ANNOUNCED
LOS ANGELES – ABC has just announced the next Bachelor: Lamar Hurd of Portland, Oregon, the show’s first bachelor of color.
WOLFMAN
MEXICO – Danny Ramos Gomez, dubbed the “wolfman”, loves being covered in hair.
TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
ABC CANCELS CHARLIE’S ANGELS – PICKS NEW LINEUP
HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.
HANK WILLIAMS JR. TO WRITE YANKEE THEME SONG
NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.
JACKIE KENNEDY SECRET TAPES
Newly released interviews taken soon after JFK’s assassination show a wild side to Jackie Kennedy.
EASTERN COUGAR EXTINCT
NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
OSCARS CANCELLED!
BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!
OPRAH’S FAMILY SECRET
CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!










